A geek named Me (02.01.2011)

I'm still me - 30 years old, 174 cm tall, but weighing 120 kg.

My face is red, full of pimples and doctor has prescribed me glasses that look like the ones a dwarf named Doctor from Snow White wears.

I go to work and I do work hard to complete my daily tasks - namely I take a sheet of A4 paper from one pile, spin in my chair and put it to another pile. By the end of the day I feel dizzy and wonder if I can still catch my plane to London.

Colleague of mine is watching me in an awe and asks: "How can you manage the whole pile in one day without throwing up?"

It's amazing, really it is, but I don't have time to answer, because I need to rush to the airport to claim my luggage.

If you hesitate, you won't survive (29.12.2010)

Riding up the mountain on a cable car somewhere in the snowy Alps, I have a very pleasant and brain stimulating discussion with the world known multi gold medalist on various events - Pippi Longstocking.

While the breathtaking scenery passes us by, Pippi, who is packed up into her skiing suit so that her strong red braids poke out from the hood, is more than happy to tell her secrets of winning all the medals.

"Basically everything comes down to sliding down the mountain without hesitation. If you hesitate, you won't survive," she said.

"Deep", I thought while looking at her coach, Mr. Nilsson who was sitting on her left shoulder, nodding in agreement.

Intoduction

Hi there and welcome to my alternative world that rolls up before my eyes during my sleep.

My brilliant plan is to describe my experiences as vividly as I see them through my dreams, so I wouldn't advise to use any logic or commons sense in my writings (after all I am writing about my dreams :) ).

Sometimes they can be mere fragments and sometimes from the beginning to end. It will really depend on how well I can remember them when I wake up.

Well, enjoy :)

Ranno